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#1 Post by Guest » Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:53 pm

funniest shit ever, the spoon part

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#2 Post by palmboy5 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:08 pm

o.O funny?? *watches it too*
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#3 Post by Guest » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:16 pm

lol it is not the spoon that bends, but yourself

there is no spoon

O_O

anyways, smith is like a machine-guy right? but then he turns into like a virus or something and starts taking over the matrix

why did the machines make the matrix anyways? they just need us for our BTU and shit or w/e energy why do they need to put us in a fake world?

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#4 Post by neuralmop » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:19 pm

That's what I'm wondering. Why couldn't they just recreate some processes that happen in the human body on a high scale, if they need our energy? For machines that are capable of building reality, they seem to be pretty illogical.

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#5 Post by palmboy5 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:22 pm

just like why they release a buncha humans to rebulid zion every "time", they want something to do? not much humans can do if theres no world to run around in ^^
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#6 Post by palmboy5 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:27 pm

ROFL love the giant bunnies on the TV in the oracle's waiting room XD

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LOL "Balls to bones."
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#7 Post by Guest » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:32 pm

LOL!

more questions (last ones weren't answered properly o-o)

1. Smith went from Agent (Machine) -> Virus right?
2. The Architect is a machine right?
3. The oracle is a machine right?
4. The One is a machine right?

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#8 Post by Guest » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:34 pm

Oh and,

5. I still don't get why they put us in a Fake reality (THE MATRIX) for our energy. why can't they just take it normally? lol

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#9 Post by palmboy5 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:40 pm

because they want something to do :D so they make it easy for the ppl they put in zion to hack in and be their entertainment.

1. Smith is a program and went to a program.
2. The Architect is a program.
3. The Oracle is a program.
4. The One is human with weird powers for no reason.
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#10 Post by Guest » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:46 pm

oh yeah, programs lmao i forgot

"because they want something to do so they make it easy for the ppl they put in zion to hack in and be their entertainment. "

thats the most retarded theory ever, i don't believe that =p i think restin is right, but he never said it directly, he just said what they SHOULD do, not what they DO do but like you can make it out

anyways, more questions:

1. who made the architect/oracle/smith? They must be different people since they're all on different sides.

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#11 Post by Directive » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:07 pm

people produce more energy during REM sleep so they made this matrix to keep us in perpetual REM sleep for more power.

Smith got glitched after Neo jumped into him at the end of part 1. So even tho he didn't mean it he caused Smith to be the way he is, even in posessing the real human on Zion.
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#12 Post by Guest » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:57 pm

Best. Response. Ever.

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#13 Post by Guest » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:57 pm

Directive, answer more of my questions =p

Thanks btw =)

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#14 Post by Directive » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:36 pm

Ok, first of all Smith was the program turned virus after the Neo glitch. I believe the Architect and the Oracle are programs. The One is actually human. What and why he went from normal dream battery to the chosen one is mostly up to your imagination. I think it was some kind of genetic mutation towards the side of evolution. Kind of the next step of a genetically evolved combination of machine and man. There were others before and during who possessed similar powers but not as good. Hence the prophecy, making this part of the movie a little on the side of religion in the whole revelations aspect.

Remember, most of this is my theory of the movie. How I interpreted it based on the facts that I noticed and my imagination. Not all of the ideas I have heard here as so far fetched as to not be believable, I just don't agree with them :)

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#15 Post by palmboy5 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:42 pm

ok..why didnt the corrupted guy make sure Tank was dead?
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