Family Reunions, Eat My Shit

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Q12321 · #1 Post by **Q12321** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:38 pm

I have to drive fucking 150 miles to some gay ass Family Reunion Sunday morning. Just incase you've never had the pleasure of being bored to tears at a Family Gay Parade, here's why they suck:

1. Sometimes you meet people claming to be your cousins brothers wifes Grandma, or someother hybrid of that.

2. They're gay.

3. They're boring as shit

To make it worse, I have to be there for 2 days. Two fucking days. Two days with no guitar, little music (or shitty music, since 90% of my family listens to country or shit like that. No metal for me), little or no video games, and no PC games. What fun eh? I'll be back Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.

Guest · #2 Post by **Guest** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:15 am

LOL change ur sig to shake ye penis LOl

victimizati0n · #3 Post by **victimizati0n** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:02 am

bring a cd player with you.

Sleep in your car

come a day and a half late because you got "lost"

Tell them you are homophobic

bring your guitar, and BE the entertainment (hopefully you dont suck ass at playing)

Bring a laptop for playing games (probably dont have one, or you would of brought it already)

Guest · #4 Post by **Guest** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:11 am

HOLY SHYT PWNAGE VIC

DiGiTyDarKMaN · #5 Post by **DiGiTyDarKMaN** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:20 pm

i wouldnt go, i would say i had to work, or i would just pretend to be sick or something, i mean its not like you "have" to go

Guest · #6 Post by **Guest** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:30 pm

lol next thing ya know they like have a swat team around your house lol

Q12321 · #7 Post by **Q12321** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:21 pm

...Um, I HAD to go.