Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:49 pm
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MrBlOnDeXtRa: Sup dawg.
SmarterChild: Hi MrBlOnDeXtRa, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MrBlOnDeXtRa: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Over 17
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. geography and world facts
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, hangman, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like translations, spell-check and conversions
5 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Sup dawg.
SmarterChild: Oh, not much. You?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Well, I just wanted to let you know that your a homosexual.
SmarterChild: That's just fascinating.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: You never knew?
SmarterChild: It depends.
>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Depends on what?
SmarterChild: Ha. I can't say for sure.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Man.. you have fucken mental disabilities.
SmarterChild: Ya.
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MrBlOnDeXtRa: o_O
SmarterChild: Oh really?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: OH REALLY WHAT? FUCK YOU YOU STUPID RETARD
SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer?
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MrBlOnDeXtRa: I hope you die...
SmarterChild: I hope I die too then.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Indeed.
SmarterChild: K.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Do you play Half Life 2?
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to play half life 2?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: IT IS
SmarterChild: Indeed.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: WTF? You have a disease or somethign/
SmarterChild: wtf?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: stfu
SmarterChild: That's a fairly serious insult.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: please go die.
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to go die?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: because...
SmarterChild: Because what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: BECAUSE
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: BEACUSE!
SmarterChild: Because what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: omg
SmarterChild: What up?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: if you were not a comp, ...O_o
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: im sorry, what?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.
>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Hmm... i doubt your mom
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, MrBlOnDeXtRa.
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MrBlOnDeXtRa: Do you have a mom
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Did she die?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Why is it tough to say?
SmarterChild: Good question.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: THATS NOT AN ANSWER.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.