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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:45 pm
by palmboy5
... lol or a thin mold and put ur finger on the back
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:08 pm
by victimizati0n
wat would happen if u put ur penis on it instead of ur winger and use that as ur password, wen ur gf comes over u wan just whip it out to turn the comp on/.
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:03 pm
by neuralmop
Haha, that would be great. But you know, the human penis grows and shrinks depending on what the owner is thinking about..
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:06 pm
by Guest
ROFL VIC
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:16 pm
by victimizati0n
restin256 wrote:Haha, that would be great. But you know, the human penis grows and shrinks depending on what the owner is thinking about..
well, not really what you think about, it just changes.
Like sometimes it is small as hell, then other times it is like loge as hell. (talking about flacid)
It also has to do with how hot it is, like when ur balls are saggy then ur penis looks biger, but when ur balls are small when it is -45 outside then ur dik looks small
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:03 pm
by palmboy5
.. how about just skipping that bull shit and analyze ur cum
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:26 am
by neuralmop
You're very right, but wouldn't it get kind of tiring to have to masturbate into your computer every time you wanted to log on? I propose a cock-sucking machine attatched to everybody's computer. Remember: It's for your own security.
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:22 am
by palmboy5
where does the cum go after? ^^
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:02 pm
by neuralmop
It impregnates the computer with more little baby computers. Those add to the processing capacity of the machine.
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:05 pm
by palmboy5
omg they must charge really high for that reader then O_O hah so thats how gates does it ^^ (xbox)
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:42 pm
by victimizati0n
no9, the cum is only recycled if you have a water cooled system. Cum has been known for it's impressive cooling power when mixed with water.
If you dont have watercooling, then your scrwwed.
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:08 pm
by Guest
lol
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:15 pm
by palmboy5
what about liquid nitrogen?