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[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:19): omg
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:20): dude
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:25): this weekend was fucking crazy
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:25): so
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:27): yesterday
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:31): i went to sleep at 4
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:32): ok so
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:36): i was playing pingpong with two ppl right
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:37): and
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:41): we'r ekinda friends now i guess
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:42): and
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:43): so
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:49): these two girls, who are part of our group...kinda
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:52): went to a fray party
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:53): so at like
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:54): 1ish
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:55): or so
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:56): they call us
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:57:59): and ask us to pick em up
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:01): like walk em back
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:04): so we said sure
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:06): and
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:07): one of them
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:08): was so fucking
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:09): piss drunk
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:15): i mean like
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:22): holy shit, she cant even walk anymore IT WAS SO CRAZY
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:22): and
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:28): this is where the cal part comes in <palmboy5>Berkeley's nickname is Cal</palmboy5>
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:35): she was like "*points at the moon*
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:52): "thats the moon. its a waning GIBBOUS"
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:58:57): THE PAHSE OF THE MOON AND SHE WAS RIGHT
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:07): so u know she's all drunk and we try to keep her quiet
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:11): so we ask really random questions
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:15): about things we know she likes
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:20): or about random problems
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:29): so she answered correctly
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:32): to 5x5
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:33): 125x5
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:44): the integral of x^2
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:47): and then
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:49): she started talking about
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:52): rachmaninoff
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:57): "i like piano concerto number TWOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[friend who goes to berkeley] (16:59:58): and
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:01): then she wa slike OK LETS GO PLAY PIANO
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:07): so we took her to the music room cuz we didnt want the RAs
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:13): to see her drunken stupor she'd get in trouble
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:17): AND THEN ONCE SHE WAS ON THE PIANO
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:18): SHE PLAYED
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:20): 8 DIFFERENT SONGS.
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:23): FROM MEMORY.
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:25): WITH HER EYES CLOSED.
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:28): AND THE WORST THING IS THAT
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:33): SOME OF THEM IVE PLAYED BEFORE TOO
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:33): AND
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:00:38): SHE PLAYED IT BETTER THAN ME.
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:01:09): SHE PLAYED IT BETTER THAN ME WHEN SHE'S COMPLETELY WASTED WITH HER EYES CLSOED.
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:01:13): THIS IS THE CALIBRE OF PPL I HAVE TO COMPETE AGAINST
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:01:17): IF SHE CAN DO ALL THAT WHEN SH'S DRUNK.
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:01:24): WTF CAN SHE DO WHEN SHE'S SOBER.
[friend who goes to berkeley] (17:01:30): holy fucking shit!

Drunk college girls are FUN lol, lets just leave it at that.

Real men go to Berklee.


www.berklee.edu

But that is specialized to a certain area of liberal arts.. Not for everybody.

LMFAO that's awesome.