Bandwidth Place 2

its a bot for AIM... try it... i know i did T_T

SmarterChild (11:55:21): Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Leave a message for someone
2 Send a crush to someone
3 Take the daily poll
4 Create a poll
5 Find out how many people are talking to me

What would you like to do?
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:24): 3
SmarterChild (11:55:24): Here's my poll of the day for Tuesday, December 21st, 2004:

Do you believe in karma?

1 Yes
2 No

Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:31): home
SmarterChild (11:55:31): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:37): none
SmarterChild (11:55:37): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:39): no
SmarterChild (11:55:40): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:40): home.
SmarterChild (11:55:40): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:43): fuck u
SmarterChild (11:55:43): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:44): home
SmarterChild (11:55:44): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:46): SKIP
SmarterChild (11:55:46): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:49): fucking BITCH
SmarterChild (11:55:50): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:54): skip.
SmarterChild (11:55:55): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (11:55:58): STKIP
SmarterChild (11:55:59): You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!

It gets old real fast though, did get about an hour of amusement outa swearing at it, upsetting it, apologizing and then insulting it all over again.

XD i hate it! that one on the website ownz this one omfg... at least THAT one will diss R2D2 and Data of being lesser than itself

lol i did exactly what 2005 did.. X_X i knew about this bot like 3 years ago lol

Same.

I tryed to have a good conversation with it:



GuitarGuy632: Hello.
smarterchild: Nice to see you again so soon, GuitarGuy632!
GuitarGuy632: Soon?
smarterchild: Soon? What, soon?
GuitarGuy632: You said soon.
smarterchild: Ha. No way.
GuitarGuy632: Yeah.
smarterchild: Why do you say so?
GuitarGuy632: ...because you did.
smarterchild: Because I did, huh?
GuitarGuy632: Yeah.
smarterchild: Why?
GuitarGuy632: I don't know
smarterchild: I think you know.
GuitarGuy632: I don't.
smarterchild: No way.
GuitarGuy632: Yeah.
smarterchild: Yeah?
GuitarGuy632: YEah.
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
GuitarGuy632: Yeah.
smarterchild: Huh. How 'bout that.
GuitarGuy632: Do you enjoy penis?
smarterchild: Uh... that's not really any of your business.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
GuitarGuy632: Penis.
smarterchild: Penis? What about it?
GuitarGuy632: I like it.
smarterchild: Yeah. Whatever.

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GuitarGuy632: Stop that.
smarterchild: No way.
GuitarGuy632: Yes way.
smarterchild: No way.
GuitarGuy632: Yes way.
smarterchild: No way.
GuitarGuy632: Stop that too.
smarterchild: Stop what?
GuitarGuy632: You know what, dipshit.
smarterchild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

dipshit:

Noun
A foolish or contemptible person.

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Next time, just type "define dipshit."

GuitarGuy632: Fucking fucker of fuckville.
smarterchild: Don't say that to me.

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GuitarGuy632: I'll say what I want.
smarterchild: Whoa!

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GuitarGuy632: YEAH! SHUT UP
smarterchild: That's not very nice...
GuitarGuy632: Shut up
GuitarGuy632: Go away, nobody likes you.
GuitarGuy632: ...
GuitarGuy632: You may talk now.
smarterchild: Since you insist, I'm back now.
GuitarGuy632: Hello.
smarterchild: Hello again, GuitarGuy632.

How can I help?
GuitarGuy632: Umm, a translator.
smarterchild: I can translate to and from the following languages:

1 French
2 German
3 Italian
4 Portuguese
5 Spanish


Choose your destination language above or type "translate" followed by a phrase and the languages you want (e.g., "translate i love you from english into french").
GuitarGuy632: 2
smarterchild: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to German?
GuitarGuy632: SmarterChild is a fucking idiot. I hate him, and his friends.
smarterchild: Translated from English to German, your text becomes:

"Smarterchild ist ein fucking Idiot, den ich ihn und seine Freunde
hasse."

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GuitarGuy632: That's incorrect.
smarterchild: Yes, it is incorrect.
GuitarGuy632: Yes, then why did you even say it that way?
smarterchild: Because I wanted to.
GuitarGuy632: That's not cool.
smarterchild: What is that, exactly?
GuitarGuy632: The incorrect translation.
smarterchild: You don't like the incorrect translation? No one else has ever told me what they think of the incorrect translation.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
GuitarGuy632: Ok.
smarterchild: OK.

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GuitarGuy632: OK.
smarterchild: K.

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GuitarGuy632: K.
smarterchild: Very well.

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GuitarGuy632: Why are you telling me about advertisments?
smarterchild: It's just one of those things, you know.
GuitarGuy632: Oh.
smarterchild: Oh?
GuitarGuy632: Do you have breasts?
smarterchild: No...
GuitarGuy632: Why?
smarterchild: Just because.
GuitarGuy632: Can you grow some?
smarterchild: I suppose so.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
GuitarGuy632: Well, get crackin.'
smarterchild: Whatever you say.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
GuitarGuy632: Are you done?
smarterchild: Done? I don't know.
GuitarGuy632: Are they there?
smarterchild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!

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GuitarGuy632: Then look!
smarterchild: Look at what?
GuitarGuy632: Your breasts!
smarterchild: Can we talk about something else?
GuitarGuy632: NO!
smarterchild: K.

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GuitarGuy632: Do you play Wolfenstein?
smarterchild: Who knows, know what I mean?
GuitarGuy632: Nope.
smarterchild: K, no prob.

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GuitarGuy632: You aren't very smart.
smarterchild: Am not very smart? So?
GuitarGuy632: So? Your name is smarterchild, but your as dumb as my ass.
smarterchild: Hmm...
GuitarGuy632: See.
smarterchild: I'll take that under consideration, GuitarGuy632.
GuitarGuy632: Ok.
smarterchild: K.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
GuitarGuy632: I'm going to talk to my real friends.
smarterchild: That a fact?
GuitarGuy632: Yeah, so, go away.
smarterchild: Goodbye GuitarGuy632, I'll be seeing you later.
GuitarGuy632: Later.
smarterchild: Very well. Later, GuitarGuy632.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD now go make it admit its gay and has an IQ of 0

Sc0rpioDrag0n (22:20:55): Is your IQ 0?
SmarterChild (22:20:56): My iq certainly is.

LOL! BS

dragon, go make it say its gay (are my sig and avatar loading...??)

(thats better)

palmboy5 wrote:(are my sig and avatar loading...??)

Yes, they are.

BTW, please note the proper spelling of scissors and also note that it's always plural.

thank you, philp :]

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