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Directive · #1 Post by **Directive** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:58 am

This applies to everyone.

1- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

2- Life is sexually transmitted.

3- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#2 Post by **palmboy5** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:14 am

1- Yeah, dont let test scores fuck with u ^^

2- Get those condoms people!

3- Well wouldnt that be a nice slogan for a cosmetics company..

2005 · #3 Post by **2005** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:20 pm

Test scores can lie, but i usually do really good on most tests.

neuralmop · #4 Post by **neuralmop** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:51 pm

1. Always have a backup plan if two years ago you decided you'd be a teen suicide before you had to go out into the real world.

2. Sometimes, you're drunk, but you still have the same responsibility.

3. Maybe I won't give up smoking pot after all...

Directive · #5 Post by **Directive** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:02 pm

restin256 wrote:3. Maybe I won't give up smoking pot after all...

I didn't

Guest · #6 Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:07 pm

2005 wrote:Test scores can lie, but i usually do really good on most tests.

sureeeee

philp · #7 Post by **philp** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:30 pm

Directive wrote:
restin256 wrote:3. Maybe I won't give up smoking pot after all...
I didn't

Well, it is the only illegal drug I know of that grows naturally. Just like tobacco, all you have to do is pick it, dry it and smoke it. So why isn't tobacco illegal, too?

#8 Post by **palmboy5** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:38 pm

i wanna make my own drug. itll consist of remains of every species known to man.

Directive · #9 Post by **Directive** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:19 am

philp wrote:
Directive wrote:
restin256 wrote:3. Maybe I won't give up smoking pot after all...
I didn't
Well, it is the only illegal drug I know of that grows naturally. Just like tobacco, all you have to do is pick it, dry it and smoke it. So why isn't tobacco illegal, too?

Well, coak comes from a plant as well, but in that form its not as potant. Smoking pot is not the only thing you can do. You can make tea out of it, and in my opinion it taist pritty good. Just because God gave us all the sead baring plants and herbs to use, doesnt mean He told us how to use it. Im sure smoking it was not in His plan but it sure is good that way.
And yes, Tobacco isn't illegal because it started legal. Pot has been illegal since almost the biggining when it spread in popularity in the 1940s and 1950s and the gov needed to blam crap on somthing. Watch refer madness and there is another movie out that I cant remember.

Reefer Madness (1938)
Complete Cast
Pat Royale - Agnes
Dorothy Short - Mary
Joe Forte - Dr. Carroll
Carleton Young - Jack Perry
Dave "Tex" O'Brien - Ralph
Warren McCollum - Jimmy Lane
Lillian Miles - Blanche
Thelma White - Mae
Kenneth Craig - Bill
Harry Harvey, Jr. - Junior
Director(s): Louis J. Gasnier
Writer(s): Arthur Hoerl, Paul Franklin
Producer(s): George A. Hirliman, Dwain Esper

Full Synopsis
This unabashed propaganda film (also known by the title Tell Your Children, a dead giveaway) has become a cult classic of comically bad cinema due to its dated, alarmist views on the dangers of "marijuana addiction" and the exaggerated symptoms thereof. After the onscreen prologue that declares "Something must be done to wipe out this ghastly menace," Reefer Madness launches into a case study of clean-cut WASP couple Bill (Kenneth Craig) and Mary (Dorothy Short), high schoolers who play tennis and drink tea on the back porch. Their friend Jimmy (Warren McCollum) introduces them to a pot dealer named Jack (Carleton Young), who invites Bill up to his den of inequity, where stoned ne'er-do-wells laugh fiendishly, dance, and play the piano. After one joint, Bill is hooked, and his life begins to plummet down the tubes -- he starts flunking school and becomes a promiscuous regular in Jack's apartment. When a worried Mary tracks Bill down, she too is given a joint and begins giggling uncontrollably while being aggressively fondled by the bizarre addict Ralph (Dave "Tex" O'Brien). When Bill bursts out of the bedroom to tangle with Ralph, hallucinating and blacking out, Mary is accidentally shot. This prompts a string of guilt and calamitous occurrences, including several more deaths and courtroom sentences to mental institutions, all because of the devil weed. The film ends with the ominous warning, "The dread marijuana may be reaching forth next for your son or daughter...or yours...or YOURS!" ~ Derek Armstrong, All Movie Guide.

2005 · #10 Post by **2005** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:40 pm

Well ive never done drug or smoked anything or consumed alcohol for one reason...

There is no real benifit from doing it, after your done you have nothing.... you just a little broker then you were before you purchashed whatever it may be. I may have had some drinks at one time or another but I dont even remeber it and my friends tend to strecth the truth.

Directive · #11 Post by **Directive** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:15 pm

Yep, I dont drink or do any other drugs like that. I smoke ciggeretts, pot and I drink coffee. All fall under that catagory of buying it and getting nothing from it. I do plane on quitting for real this time LOL. But, there are a lot of things, illigal or otherwise, that you can get that you would get nothing out of except having less money. Its all in how we were brought up and our "drugs" of choice.

Q12321 · #12 Post by **Q12321** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:10 pm

Flintstone's vitamins for me.

Guest · #13 Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:20 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I EAT THOSE TOO

Q12321 · #14 Post by **Q12321** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:47 pm

They're pretty good.

#15 Post by **palmboy5** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:25 pm

i eat gummy bears, and they taste just like the normals