Family Reunions, Eat My Shit
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:38 pm
I have to drive fucking 150 miles to some gay ass Family Reunion Sunday morning. Just incase you've never had the pleasure of being bored to tears at a Family Gay Parade, here's why they suck:
1. Sometimes you meet people claming to be your cousins brothers wifes Grandma, or someother hybrid of that.
2. They're gay.
3. They're boring as shit
To make it worse, I have to be there for 2 days. Two fucking days. Two days with no guitar, little music (or shitty music, since 90% of my family listens to country or shit like that. No metal for me), little or no video games, and no PC games. What fun eh? I'll be back Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.
1. Sometimes you meet people claming to be your cousins brothers wifes Grandma, or someother hybrid of that.
2. They're gay.
3. They're boring as shit
To make it worse, I have to be there for 2 days. Two fucking days. Two days with no guitar, little music (or shitty music, since 90% of my family listens to country or shit like that. No metal for me), little or no video games, and no PC games. What fun eh? I'll be back Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.