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#16 Post by **palmboy5** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:45 pm

... lol or a thin mold and put ur finger on the back

victimizati0n · #17 Post by **victimizati0n** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:08 pm

wat would happen if u put ur penis on it instead of ur winger and use that as ur password, wen ur gf comes over u wan just whip it out to turn the comp on/.

neuralmop · #18 Post by **neuralmop** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:03 pm

Haha, that would be great. But you know, the human penis grows and shrinks depending on what the owner is thinking about..

Guest · #19 Post by **Guest** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:06 pm

ROFL VIC

victimizati0n · #20 Post by **victimizati0n** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:16 pm

restin256 wrote:Haha, that would be great. But you know, the human penis grows and shrinks depending on what the owner is thinking about..

well, not really what you think about, it just changes.

Like sometimes it is small as hell, then other times it is like loge as hell. (talking about flacid)

It also has to do with how hot it is, like when ur balls are saggy then ur penis looks biger, but when ur balls are small when it is -45 outside then ur dik looks small

#21 Post by **palmboy5** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:03 pm

.. how about just skipping that bull shit and analyze ur cum

neuralmop · #22 Post by **neuralmop** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:26 am

You're very right, but wouldn't it get kind of tiring to have to masturbate into your computer every time you wanted to log on? I propose a cock-sucking machine attatched to everybody's computer. Remember: It's for your own security.

#23 Post by **palmboy5** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:22 am

where does the cum go after? ^^

neuralmop · #24 Post by **neuralmop** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:02 pm

It impregnates the computer with more little baby computers. Those add to the processing capacity of the machine.

#25 Post by **palmboy5** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:05 pm

omg they must charge really high for that reader then O_O hah so thats how gates does it ^^ (xbox)

victimizati0n · #26 Post by **victimizati0n** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:42 pm

no9, the cum is only recycled if you have a water cooled system. Cum has been known for it's impressive cooling power when mixed with water.

If you dont have watercooling, then your scrwwed.

Guest · #27 Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:08 pm

#28 Post by **palmboy5** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:15 pm

what about liquid nitrogen?