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victimizati0n · #31 Post by **victimizati0n** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:33 pm

2005 wrote:I actually discovered it on my own. At first it was nuts, it shoot out at such velocity that I could like literally knock shampoo bottles over in the shower or hit my celieing with it.

I still do it way to often, 3 times a day every day is kinda low for me now lol.

same here, when i was little, my dad had a joke, and i never understood it, but it had to do with "playing with yourself" i always thought you just like played around with it, and floped it around or something.

i can shoot nice, like if i watch alot of porn before i jack it, and i mean ALOT, i can frikkin knock an elephant over, but if i just wake up with morning wood, it doesnt shoot out as good.

the nice thing though, is with morning wood, i can last forever, while watching porn i cant.. oh well

victimizati0n · #32 Post by **victimizati0n** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:33 pm

i have no idea why the fuck i am talking abnout this too

#33 Post by **palmboy5** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:46 am

dude. too. fucking. funny.

victimizati0n · #34 Post by **victimizati0n** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:59 pm

palmboy5 wrote:dude. too. fucking. funny.

#35 Post by **palmboy5** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:01 pm

you guys talking about how much you shoot XD

I7Iz490N · #36 Post by **I7Iz490N** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:04 pm

2005 · #37 Post by **2005** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:06 pm

Jerking it is like our edge aginst women. I mean guys give up so much just to have a girl, and in reallity all they want is in their pants. So I say toss your own salad and live life how you want.

If I couldnt jerk it, I'd probably cut my penis off.

#38 Post by **palmboy5** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:12 pm

yeah dragon, i was what.. 10 or so, didnt know what it was, just that it felt good. and i mentioned it to my dad. lol it started getting annoying when liquid began to come out during