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since i am posting personal stuff... i have a confession

#1 Post by victimizati0n » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:02 pm

When I was about 15 years old I was very sexually curious so I went into my parents bathroom and started playing with my moms tampons. Being a guy and not having a vagina I stuck one up my butt. After a little pain I was able to get it out, but unfortunantly it had a little poo on it. I didnt want to get caught playing with tampons so I cleaned it up a much as possible and put it back in the applicator. A few weeks later my mom went to the doctor and when i asked what for she paused nervously and said "for feminine reasons" I felt really bad cuz i think she used the poo tampon I put back.
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#2 Post by palmboy5 » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:32 pm

dude vic, stop.
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#3 Post by victimizati0n » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:32 pm

im sorry :(
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#4 Post by 2005 » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:23 pm

Yea, this isn't funny lmao
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#5 Post by Directive » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:58 am

LMAO, I tried the same thing but I don't remember how old I was. Only difference is I didn't put the soiled tampon back, but tossed it in the garbage, at the bottom.

I just dont see how you got it back in the applecator. Thats damn near impossible.
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#6 Post by palmboy5 » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:00 pm

wait you found it and stuck it up your ass?
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#7 Post by victimizati0n » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:13 pm

palmboy5 wrote:wait you found it and stuck it up your ass?
yes, it hurt like a fucking bitch.

now i know how it feels when i fuck my girlfriend in the ass
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#8 Post by 2005 » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:11 pm

I dunno about you, but I'm WAY bigger then a tampon. Probably about 6" long and 5" in circumference.. that has to hurt WAY more then a tampon lol.
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#9 Post by I7Iz490N » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:02 am

lol
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#10 Post by palmboy5 » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:54 am

LOL remember the term "pencil dick"? ^^
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#11 Post by I7Iz490N » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:34 am

lol
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#12 Post by victimizati0n » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:16 pm

2005 wrote:I dunno about you, but I'm WAY bigger then a tampon. Probably about 6" long and 5" in circumference.. that has to hurt WAY more then a tampon lol.
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#13 Post by victimizati0n » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:17 pm

I7Iz490N wrote:wtf the circumference is huge
not really, i dont have a flexable tape measure anymore, but last time i checked (which was prolly 2 years ago) thats about what mine was
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#14 Post by 2005 » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:51 pm

average is like nearly 4 so yea...

theres guys out there a good bit longer but w/e I don't care. I'm not trying to impale some chick with it.
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#15 Post by victimizati0n » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:10 pm

the average is 6.25 IIRC
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