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#16 Post by **palmboy5** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:49 pm

Guest · #17 Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:53 pm

MrBlOnDeXtRa: Sup dawg.
SmarterChild: Hi MrBlOnDeXtRa, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MrBlOnDeXtRa: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Over 17
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, news and sports
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. geography and world facts
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, hangman, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like translations, spell-check and conversions
5 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Sup dawg.
SmarterChild: Oh, not much. You?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Well, I just wanted to let you know that your a homosexual.
SmarterChild: That's just fascinating.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: You never knew?
SmarterChild: It depends.

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Depends on what?
SmarterChild: Ha. I can't say for sure.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Man.. you have fucken mental disabilities.
SmarterChild: Ya.

Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Sidekick - Shop for Cellular Accessories. Find, Compare and Buy
MrBlOnDeXtRa: o_O
SmarterChild: Oh really?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: OH REALLY WHAT? FUCK YOU YOU STUPID RETARD
SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer?

How about you stop cursing and check this out: Quality Ultimate Frisbees - Great Frisbees at a Great Price Aerobies, Recreational, & Ultimate.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: I hope you die...
SmarterChild: I hope I die too then.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Indeed.
SmarterChild: K.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Do you play Half Life 2?
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to play half life 2?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: IT IS
SmarterChild: Indeed.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: WTF? You have a disease or somethign/
SmarterChild: wtf?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: stfu
SmarterChild: That's a fairly serious insult.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: please go die.
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to go die?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: because...
SmarterChild: Because what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: BECAUSE
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: BEACUSE!
SmarterChild: Because what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: omg
SmarterChild: What up?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: if you were not a comp, ...O_o
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: im sorry, what?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Hmm... i doubt your mom
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, MrBlOnDeXtRa.

>>> Disney World Villas - Save by renting a 4 bed villa next to parks with private heated pool
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Do you have a mom
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Did she die?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: Why is it tough to say?
SmarterChild: Good question.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
MrBlOnDeXtRa: THATS NOT AN ANSWER.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.

#18 Post by **palmboy5** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:41 pm

you got OWNED

Guest · #19 Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:23 pm

#20 Post by **palmboy5** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:46 pm

shizzy do they log what u say to it?

Q12321 · #21 Post by **Q12321** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:53 pm

Yeah.

#22 Post by **palmboy5** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:00 pm

>< like always.. but whos gonna read all it right?? XD

Guest · #23 Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:23 pm

LOL O_O

#24 Post by **palmboy5** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:57 pm

HL2 has taken a whole new meaning now that im seeing it in DX9 XD

Guest · #25 Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:20 pm

#26 Post by **palmboy5** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:49 pm

damn it must OC EVERYTHING must have above 40fps at LEAST in 1600z1200

victimizati0n · #27 Post by **victimizati0n** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:17 pm

im very stupid: i had sex with yo mamma
SmarterChild: You had sex with yo mamma? What do you mean by that?

that mother fucker......

#28 Post by **palmboy5** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:38 pm

OWNED

Guest · #29 Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:14 pm

LLOL!!!!

#30 Post by **palmboy5** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:19 pm

Sc0rpioDrag0n (20:11:42): define baubles
SmarterChild (20:11:42): Hi sc0rpiodrag0n, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Sc0rpioDrag0n (20:12:00): skip
SmarterChild (20:12:00): OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Sc0rpioDrag0n (20:12:05): 2
SmarterChild (20:12:05): Cool.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and a dictionary
3 Have fun with word scrambles, ASCII art, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like planner, conversions and Web search
5 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

How may I help you?
Sc0rpioDrag0n (20:12:22): 2
SmarterChild (20:12:22): Here's what I have in my library:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection!
Sc0rpioDrag0n (20:12:26): 1
SmarterChild (20:12:26): What word would you like to look up in the dictionary?
Sc0rpioDrag0n (20:12:31): baubles
SmarterChild (20:12:31): Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

Bauble:

Noun
1. A small, showy ornament of little value; a trinket. 2. Archaic A mock scepter carried by a court jester.
Etymology
Middle English babel, from Old French, plaything.

Next time, just type "define bauble."

........ GOD... DAMN... *dies*