Family Reunions, Eat My Shit
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Family Reunions, Eat My Shit
I have to drive fucking 150 miles to some gay ass Family Reunion Sunday morning. Just incase you've never had the pleasure of being bored to tears at a Family Gay Parade, here's why they suck:
1. Sometimes you meet people claming to be your cousins brothers wifes Grandma, or someother hybrid of that.
2. They're gay.
3. They're boring as shit
To make it worse, I have to be there for 2 days. Two fucking days. Two days with no guitar, little music (or shitty music, since 90% of my family listens to country or shit like that. No metal for me), little or no video games, and no PC games. What fun eh? I'll be back Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.
1. Sometimes you meet people claming to be your cousins brothers wifes Grandma, or someother hybrid of that.
2. They're gay.
3. They're boring as shit
To make it worse, I have to be there for 2 days. Two fucking days. Two days with no guitar, little music (or shitty music, since 90% of my family listens to country or shit like that. No metal for me), little or no video games, and no PC games. What fun eh? I'll be back Tuesday night/Wednesday morning.
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bring a cd player with you.
Sleep in your car
come a day and a half late because you got "lost"
Tell them you are homophobic
bring your guitar, and BE the entertainment (hopefully you dont suck ass at playing)
Bring a laptop for playing games (probably dont have one, or you would of brought it already)
Sleep in your car
come a day and a half late because you got "lost"
Tell them you are homophobic
bring your guitar, and BE the entertainment (hopefully you dont suck ass at playing)
Bring a laptop for playing games (probably dont have one, or you would of brought it already)
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